no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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