Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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