rhymes with "ouble enetration"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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