Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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