I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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