yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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