Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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