Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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