No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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