even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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