Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
either way he was missing a nipple.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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