But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
