I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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