If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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