talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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