You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize