Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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