are you still at the devil's house?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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