We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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