Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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