I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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