just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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