you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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