Whod you bang
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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