Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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