I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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