Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
