Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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