so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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