i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
North Korea, Best Korea!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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