i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
how can u be prego again
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
