Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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