Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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