I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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