Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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