Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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