He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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