u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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