My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Randomize
