i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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