I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Houston, we have a blender
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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