Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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