omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Farmville is her only friend.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Randomize
