Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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