How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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