She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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