Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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