I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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