Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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