But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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