Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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