I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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