She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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