she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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